If showing hands are restricted and they should be covered at all times, a hint of fingernails must be damn hot then. At bars guys would yell 'take off your gloves baby woohoo' and annually beaches would held Wet Gloves Contests.
For guys:
Too out there combined with tight shirt is plain Will (or Grace?)
Hair above the nipples with beer belly and it's Bert from Sesame Street (guess which part is the nose).
Too out there combined with tiny tank tops and guys think you're horny (when it's only hot weather, really).
Too out there but tried to cover it with bra with no stuffing, cause your breast alone is enough stuffing for a cup, and girls will gossip behind your back saying you don't know how to pick the proper size (it's true, I went to an all-girls high school and I did gossip a little).
Too out there and didn't try to cover it and suddenly you're a bitch with no girlfriends (with additional gawking boyfriends of those jealous girlfriends).
For moms:
Too out there and your neighbors would think you don't care about how you look and that's why someday your husband will definitely cheat on you.
Too in and your baby won't suck it (baby as in 'oh so cute, look at those little fingers', not as in 'oh yeah that's it, look at those not so little fingers').
Listening to: My Bloody Valentine - Sometimes
close my eyes, feel me now, I don't know maybe you could not hurt me now, here alone when I feel down too, over there when I await true love for you, you can hide oh now, the way I do, you can see oh now, oh the way I do
yodee September 19, 2008 05:56 AM PDT why do men have nippled? i really think it is an unfinished evolution, really.
miund December 22, 2006 09:11 AM PST ... and when they're unnaturally pink and belongs to some 50-year old woman celeb... they instantly become the topic of my blog with ppl asking me up to now:
"who the hell is that celeb are you talking about?"
I support high-class polygamy. As in you can marry both my high-class left and right butt. Otherwise it'd be too hard.
Sometimes I walk backwards just to have the feel of not knowing what's to come. Like in real life. Of course I do this too if I'm not in the mood to make social conversation and I notice someone I don't know that well in the crowd.
I read dictionaries. Finding new words in different language is like riding a rollercoaster for me. I'm that nerdy.
Artificial life sucks big time and I instantly look down on others who tried too hard to impress.
Sushi bar and sake or just plain green tea will do just fine for a first date, and many other dates to come. I adore nori just enough to have it all the time.
I've had some thoughts on the topic of sperm donor. It's the solution for my wanting to have a baby without the effort of finding the perfect husband. Also the solution for my wanting to have a half caucasian baby boy I'll name Nostradamus.
If pre-marital sex is not a sin, and the society I live in is that open-minded (yeah right), and HIV virus does not exist, I plan to have kids from all different races. So I'll have my own United Colors of Natacha.
Good book and a cup of coffee are my multiple orgasms on the beach around sunset. How good is that?
I'm a jerk detector. If you're in a relationship and want to know if your guy is a creep, bring him to me. If by chance I'm attracted to him, then yes, he's a jerk.
Any movies where the character narrates their every thoughts will make my eyebrows taut and my heart fell in love. Charlie Kaufman's my hero.
I've always wanted to go hunting. Photography speaking. Animals deserve to live.
I love games. Any kind. PC, Play Station, Nintendo, RPG, adventure, you name it. Games in love excluded.
Human behaviour never fails to amaze me.
Beaches and kites always remind me of my late Grandpa. He taught me how to fly a kite eversince I was little.
I'm learning to always look on the bright side but my surroundings suck my positivity.
I welled up if I see old couple holding hands while crossing the street. That is until my lovely mother exclaimed: Of course, otherwise they'd fall.
Nerds like Michael Tribbiani are total turn on.
Players like Joey Tribbiani are total turn off. On. Off. On. Dammit. Off.
