• If showing hands are restricted and they should be covered at all times, a hint of fingernails must be damn hot then. At bars guys would yell 'take off your gloves baby woohoo' and annually beaches would held Wet Gloves Contests. 

• For guys:

  • Too out there combined with tight shirt is plain Will (or Grace?)

  • Hair above the nipples with beer belly and it's Bert from Sesame Street (guess which part is the nose).

  • Too pink and it's Babe on the run.

• For girls:

  • Too out there combined with tiny tank tops and guys think you're horny (when it's only hot weather, really).

  • Too out there but tried to cover it with bra with no stuffing, cause your breast alone is enough stuffing for a cup, and girls will gossip behind your back saying you don't know how to pick the proper size (it's true, I went to an all-girls high school and I did gossip a little).

  • Too out there and didn't try to cover it and suddenly you're a bitch with no girlfriends (with additional gawking boyfriends of those jealous girlfriends).

• For moms:

  • Too out there and your neighbors would think you don't care about how you look and that's why someday your husband will definitely cheat on you.

  • Too in and your baby won't suck it (baby as in 'oh so cute, look at those little fingers', not as in 'oh yeah that's it, look at those not so little fingers').

close my eyes, feel me now, I don't know maybe you could not hurt me now, here alone when I feel down too, over there when I await true love for you, you can hide oh now, the way I do, you can see oh now, oh the way I do