Entry: 5 things I hate in church pt. 2 (oh God I'm gonna do this every year after major big events): April 9, 2007



  • Mothers who feed their children inside the church. I know children are moody when they're hungry, but can't you feed them at home? Or bring something as simple as bread. At least bread doesn't have strong smell like fried rice and eggs.
  • People who forget they parked at a place where other people can't get out unless they get out. And sometime after you got tired of waiting, came a running woman, panicky look, moved her car an inch, and then go back in because she's suppose to be in the committee or something, and you have to struggle hard moving your car backwards and forwards just to get out of the line.
  • Old men with too tight pants. After a series of sitting, standing, kneeling, the pants might be stuck in between his ass. And being a self diagnosed obsessive compulsive, I can't pray while looking at something as distracting as that. Unless I straightened some things out. But I can't, right. Or I'd be sued for a sexual harassment complaint.
  • Light weighted rocking chair. Okay, here goes the story. In most churches here, the place where you sit connects with a place where people behind you kneel. So if many people are kneeling at the same time and the chair is light weighted, this may come as the result:

  • Good Friday. The crucifixion is sung with such boring notes EACH YEAR. Each year. It's a torture for the audience and I pity the singers especially the narrator. 
  • Churches with very few doors. And believe me, in my country it may took 15 minutes just to get out of the building (kecuali di Stefanus yang bentuk gerejanya kaya lapangan). People here walk slower than turtles. What annoys me to my fuckin bone is when sometimes the person in front of me meets someone he knows and say hello-how-are-you not noticing that it's jam packed behind and there's nowhere else to walk unless he moved his ass.
  • Oh well, at least I can always complain here. Happy Easter everyone!

Listening to: Sia - Where I Belong

shine, youre fine, see I will always have a smile for you my love and still we will be ok and well on the way, well learn it as we go, so dont treat me bad, just be glad I am strong, I know where I belong 

   8 comments

yodee
September 19, 2008   05:53 AM PDT
 
ahahaha the illustration is too funny.
Luigi
August 21, 2008   11:28 AM PDT
 
haha I don't go to church much xD
Jogos
March 18, 2008   01:42 AM PDT
 
you can never guess when the baby thirsty, sometimes they just do it whenever they like it. and i didn't know there are areas for breast feeding
dork
August 9, 2007   11:27 AM PDT
 
happy easter...
Bri
May 20, 2007   10:01 PM PDT
 
agree with the number 1!!!
cha
April 28, 2007   07:43 AM PDT
 
wah melly. i didn't know there are areas for breast feeding. miund, kemana ajaa?
melly
April 27, 2007   04:41 PM PDT
 
have a sister who still breast-feeding, it is really really awesome that some churches provide an area for a mother. you know, you can never guess when the baby thirsty, sometimes they just do it whenever they like it. anyway, it's just extremely annoying that some men (husband?) insist to be at the same room. Geeeeee..... yiek!
miund
April 9, 2007   11:42 PM PDT
 
okay this does it. i'm also gonna post stuff i find amusingly annoying in church. haha!

btw, gosip gossiiiipppp... sapa ciiii yang ngopi pes blog situuuww? hihihihi... whozontop memang kece yaaaaa!!!

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